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"kowal już od średniowiecza był człowiekiem renensansu"
autor - wspólnie KK Czubek podczas otwarcia sezonu na Wełnie 2008

Data utworzenia: 18/05/2008 : 19:10
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Komentarz #3 

autor: Kowal 07/10/2008 : 19:57

Z zakończenia sezonu KK Czubek na Pliszce 2008

"Jak Baba się nudzi, to sobie jaja liże"

"Ku...a, ja  3,14erdolę!!!"

Komentarz #2 

autor: Kowal 24/06/2008 : 17:30

Do Yacowego cytatu dorzuciłbym ten w którym początek był taki :

"Na początku myślałem, że ty pedał jesteś, a ty ostatnie bydle jesteś! Bo ty gnoju świętości nie umiesz uszanować, (.....) " - KROLL

reszty poszukajcie sobie w neciee

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autor: Yatzeque 24/06/2008 : 15:43

Śpieszmy się kochać żony - tak szybko odchodzą...

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